You know when you’ve done your neck and you’re no longer doing any exercise whatsoever, how that gives you permission to eat like a pig and not feel bad about it? In fact, it’s about the only thing that makes you feel good?
Well, here’s my advice to you. MAKE THIS SLICE:
It’s called No-Bake Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Bars.
I recently saw a link to it in my Facebook newsfeed. That was quite possibly the best day of my life.
I’ve cut it into really small squares, so that I can shove a whole one in my mouth as I get the pumpkin out of the fridge. When I’ve finished cutting up the pumpkin and chewing a sticky dense mouthful of crunchy chop chips suspended in a sticky uncooked mix of condensed milk, butter and flour (ie. four days worth of calories and zero nutritional value), I go back to the fridge to get the carrots out, and I shove another square in.
When the girls say, ‘Mum, look at this!’ from the lounge room, I look over from the chopping board at the bench and say, ‘Mmmm!’
That’s full-mouth code for ‘Cool, that’s a really great head-stand on the couch.’
While I’ve got you, I’m having a winter sale on children’s clothing. Everything that I have already made up and ready to post is on sale. There are limited sizes and stock, but I’d really love it all to go a good home.
Make the slice, sit it beside the computer, and browse away…it’s all right here.